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vaqtpie
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Posted: 10 Aug 2005 at 7:52pm |
I drove today, and picked up a couple from Rt 3. The husband jumped in the front, the wife in the back. The husband was very talkative, and nice, but as a scanned the rear view mirror, his wife looked like she was ready to kill him. When I dropped them off, I saw the wife smack him hard on the back of his head as they walked to their car.
I laughed all the way home. |
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sluDgE
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Pie,
Good story. [:D][^] Was the wife mad because he was violating slug rules or because he was flirting with you? [;)] Keep on sluggin'! [:)] |
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N_or_S_bound
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Guy needs to find "the bubble" and get in the backseat, put his wife up front, then go to sleep immediately. Apparently not been married very long.
NoSb SOV because you can, HOV because you care! |
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getmehome pweeze
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The only reasons I would smack my hubby like that is if
A) He was flirting, (more than just friendly) B) Speaking of politics, or something that might have offended the driver. :'} |
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shahedC
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N_or_S_bound, what's this "bubble" you're referring to, and how would I "find" it?
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emancilla
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That was a good one!
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shahedC
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But.... the "bubble"... someone tell me what this "bubble" thing is that I'm supposed to find?
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SpongeBob
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I think the bubble is like the zone, a place where us old married garage-dwelling types go for peace. The Indians used sweat lodges to get away from their womenfolk, the British invented gentlemen's clubs, the Floridians invented Hooters, the South Carolinians use Augusta, and the Minnesotans use ice-fishing. We slugs use The Bubble - an invisible, odor-free, soundproof, and watertight enclosure we erect around ourselves in a stranger's car.
The Bubble is a place where a man can be a man (or a sponge, if he so desires.) |
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N_or_S_bound
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I really like Sponge's description, but I don't see the bubble as being a physical space (although the bubble applies to physical spaces too).
It is more of a philosophical construct. It's really difficult to explain, it is more experienced than defined. If you're under 40 year of age and/or married less than 10 years, you probably won't understand, sorry. NoSb SOV because you can, HOV because you care! |
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sluDgE
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... only mystery now is if Pie is really worth a guy hitting on her in front of his wife? [;)] One can only hope so. [:p]
Keep on sluggin'! [:)] |
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